What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 13:19
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
No go.
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Where do high school kids get weed from?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.